I really liked Dr. King. I only met him once, but as Edward, one of the two guys who joined me to watch this event unfold said, "King had more courage and integrity in his toenails than most of those gathered at this event. There's no doubt about it; that hypocrite John McCain not only voted against honoring Dr. King's birthday, but wouldn't have allowed him to drink out of his birdbath."
I personally didn't find McCain's presence there anymore vulgar or putrid than all the blacks huddled under umbrellas trying to shake McCain's hand. I couldn't force the thought out of my mind just how fortunate it would be if this 100-year-warmonger, McCain, left the area as Dr. King had forty years ago. I'd much rather this old man bite a bullet than the thousands of young Americans he'd gladly send to Arlington Cemetery for the military-industrial complex, Exxon-Mobil and Halliburton, and I said so.
Edward, a New Yorker, and I had worked together in a third world euthanasia program on the behalf of our Christian leadership in Washington, D.C. He said, "I'd prefer to watch the economy drive the morons in this country to suicide rather than waste a cute little P. terribilis or bullet on them."
I chimed in, "No way can we save the world from the Christian hypocrites by poisoning or shooting a few of them, especially since the Catholics and Mormons breed like rats. How about if we round up as many as we can and neuter the males and spay the bitches?”
The other member of our threesome, Sal, spoke up, "We Jews have the best plan. We simply incite wars between Christians and Muslims. It's a grand plan that has fringe benefits almost as important as the primary goal. Bob, as a retired pilot, you surely know about parasite drag? This plan gets rid of not only Bible thumpers and rag heads, it'll eliminate countless thousands of jungle bunnies as well."
The Jewish member of this threesome didn't mention my group, rednecks, but I doubt if he'd lose any sleep over a few million rednecks being eliminated. That's fair. I certainly wouldn't lose any sleep over Muslims turning Israelis into a tasty dish of meaty shishlik and feeding it to their dogs.
