COSTA MESA, California (Reuters) - Only World War III would prompt Republican presidential candidate John McCain to bring back the military draft, McCain said on Tuesday.

That's right John Songbird McCain, set the stage for your 100 year war. I know it came as a complete surprise when your chief strategist, Charlie Black, told Fortune that the "unfortunate event" of Bhutto’s death "helped us." Asked if another terrorist attack on U.S. soil would help McCain as well, Black told Fortune that it would be "a big advantage to him".

Since you have absolutely nothing else to offer the warmongering hypocrites in this Christian nation but war, go for it. If Americans want a third Bush term, give it to them. I don't have any debt, I'm retired, and the only thing worth watching on television is the news about Muslims, Christians and Jews blowing each others brains out. Like they used to say in the old west, "The only good religious nut is a dead religious nut." Should you need it, I own 150 acres in Mississippi and I'll give it to the Department of Defense to build an Abu Ghraib torture camp or start another Arlington Cemetery.

I serve at the President's pleasure,
Bobby W. Miller (Wikipedia)