Political:

"When the Secret Service took me into custody as an alleged threat to George H.W. Bush, I felt more American than at any other time in my life." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"Yeah, right, if we get anymore benefits from NAFTA, it'll be impossible for us to be isolationists; we'll be the slaves of every country on earth." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"When I said on television that Dick Cheney was a vulgar, sadistic sub-human, it was the understatement of my life. If there were an ounce of courage in the United States Congress, the next time this guy had a bowel movement would be when he was hung." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"When I first started working for the sociopaths and mercenaries in Washington, D.C. I had to keep reminding myself it was real, not some nightmare." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"While Americans grimace at the mention of the Hitler Influence, there is nowhere to run, no where to hide from our Auschwitz and Dachau--Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"Knowing my fellow Americans as I do, I can tell you that so long as the vast majority have a job that provides them with enough money to buy fast food for them and their rug rats, a TV to watch sports and soap operas on, a bed to screw in, and the belief that everyone in the world wants to be like them, they couldn't care less who is president." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"Let the ice cap melt; it only reflects the heat from the sun, protecting earth from becoming just so much desert. The great grandchildren of the morons who elected and reelected George Exxon Bush and Dick Halliburton Cheney can survive, at least for a while, by killing off each other for a drink of water." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"The Americans and British have been kissing the mass murderer, Mugabe's butt for years, but why not, George W. Bush and the fat old lady in Buckingham Palace are nothing but mass murderers themselves. At least Mugabe restricts his aggression to Zimbabwe." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

Religion:

"What a joy it is to not see, hear, or read about Jerry Falwell and James Kennedy this election year. We all owe Satan a vote of thanks for recalling these two pit vipers." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"When one sheds a pound of weight, four pounds of weight is taken off of their knees. Likewise, when a religious nut dies or is killed, hypocrisy in the world is reduced by four." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"I'll not defend the leeches that have sucked their way into the Church with the intent of destroying it or the cowards who condone it." –-Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"For you Catholics who find me offensive, you now know how I felt when a damn priest sat me on his desk and unzipped my pants in his office at St. Florian Catholic School in St. Florian, Alabama." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"It was the Christian block of voters that elected and reelected Bush and Cheney. Has this block of Christians, or even one of its shepherds, come forth and said, 'I was wrong. Because of me and my colleagues over a million people have been murdered, we have destroyed our country’s economy, and we have disgraced our flag.'" – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"The Catholic Church has gotten caught protecting hundreds of child molesting priests, and that makes me wonder just how many Catholic nuns have done their share to teach little girls about the joys of lesbianism." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"It’s important to note that American Jews are not Israelis. Many of them have lower opinions of the Israelis than I do. As one of my Jewish neighbors put it, 'The Israelis are the pit vipers you find under every rock of contention. They’re filled with fear and hatred, and wherever they go, they sow the seeds of discord and trepidation.'" – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"People are so starved for proof that there is a hereafter that they turn so much toilet paper into bestselling books and craved images into celestial beings that bleed, provide blessings, and forgive sins." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political

General:

"I was asked this very day, 'Where have all the heroes like John Wayne gone?' Pretend heroes like John Wayne are plentiful. The United States has almost 300 million of them. The question is, "Where have all the men like Harry Murray (Australian) Jackie Mann (British) and Audi Murphy (American) gone?" – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"Let me get this straight. To fix the economy, we have only to send checks to people who buy things they can’t afford with credit cards they can’t manage." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political activist

"Poor Americans are not called poor because of a lack of money, they called poor because of a lack of judgment." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political

"While working for the federal government I never met a man I couldn't own with the help of a young girl, young boy, and/or drugs." – Bob Miller, bestselling author and political

Bob Miller
Florence, Alabama