SEOUL, (AP) South Korea - President Bush kicks off his Asian trip with a visit to a new friend while seeking solutions to sticky issues old and new…

Well, God, if you want my vote the next time you come up for re-election, you're going to have to prove to me that you give a crap about this world and those of us who live here, and see to it that George Exxon Bush doesn't knowingly return from this trip. The opportunities for you to send this habitual liar and mass murderer to hell while he's in office are running out. After he leaves office, I'll not give a damn what you do with him, as that will prove nothing as far as I'm concerned.

I'll admit that I'd hate to lose one of our two Air Force One planes. By the way, that's pretty damn hypocritical when you think about it. Which one of the two planes is actually One? Do you know? I don't. It's just another example of Christian hypocrisy. I've got to tell you, God, the Romans in my opinion had the best use for Christians that anyone has come up with yet.

Since I have your attention, I'd like to let you know that I think it's all just fun and games for you. I mean you have pitted the Christian and Jew idiots against the Muslin idiots, and those of us who really want peace on earth can't get a moments peace for trying to stay out of the way of these religious morons. Anyway, have a nice day, and thanks for the new car.

Bob Miller