Little Trig Palin will be an uncle before he's one year old.
ST. PAUL, Minn. – (AP) John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin said Monday that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant, an announcement campaign aides said was aimed at rebutting Internet rumors that Palin's youngest son, born in April, was actually her daughter's. END
As I've said many times, if you are a stranger in town and looking for a good time, don't go to a bar, strip joint, or pick-up a street whore, go to a church. That's where you'll find the Palin types.
Trust me, you'll find some of the hottest, cleanest females on the planet in churches. I don't know what it is about the Jesus talk and singing all those morbid songs that turn women on, but dripping wet is the best way I can describe those that have latched on to me in Baptist, Church of Christ, and Catholic churches. I've picked up several hotties who were members of the Pentecostal cult, but I stopped going to these churches after I read that screwing a total idiot will eventual lead to erectile dysfunction.
Word of warning: there are a lot of Italians and Spaniards in the Catholic Church and they watch their daughters and sisters like a hawk; if you do not want to be neutered, I suggest you avoid these two races. Besides, the women of these two races, like their fathers and brothers, have one hell of a temper and, if you mess up, she'll make you wish her old man had caught you.
These alleged Christians are something else. If Hillary had announced Chelsea was pregnant, the religious nuts would have been yelling and screaming about how terrible that was. Now that it's one of their own, it's OK to be unmarried, 17, and pregnant. Too bad Bristol didn't tell her Mom a few months ago she was going to have an abortion and gone through with it.