Like the Virgin Mary, God got my virgin mother pregnant while dad was away on a business trip. My dad, unlike, Joe, Mary's husband didn't believe mother, he beat the hell out of her and left. But we made it just fine with me being Jesus' blood brother. Mother said that it was God who was sending the wise men who showed up at our house several times a week. They brought gifts for me and gave mom lots of money.
Question: On coming home and hearing your wife tell you that while you were away, God dropped by and got her pregnant. And God wanted the two of you to raise the kid so that people could kill him, and therefore be saved by him. Would you jump up and down with joy at the idea of being Jesus' step-father or would you beat the hell out of her and leave as my dad did?
Doesn't this kind of stuff just make you want to gag, Jesus freaks? Well, that's exactly how others feel when you start trying to shove this damn fairytale of yours down their throats. The really sad thing about it is most people just go quietly in the night, and they are as much to blame for the status quo as you religious nuts. I don't know which I detest the most, Jesus freaks or the enablers who lie down and let you walk on them. Yuck!
Jesus' younger brother,
Bob Miller
