A friend sent me the following link. I immediately went to work writing an article about it only to discover that it was an impossible task, and I have 67 years worth of experience in critiquing and summarizing articles about the arts and sciences. Warning: Do not click on this link within two hours of eating. CLICK HERE
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metyu
- 2008-09-04 @ 11:43:04
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technomist
- 2008-09-04 @ 11:49:10
I love the Onion. They missed a trick though - he could have gone on the explain how flying things and elevators are the work of the devil.
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vanquishbb
- http://www.kill-me-if-you-can.com/
- 2008-09-04 @ 12:13:17
The Republicans call McCain a tough guy because he tells these Christian idiots, mostly females, to go to hell. They are not used to that. Democrats usually flee from them. But, McCain is really nothing but a frightened little shit who started kissing the NVA's butt the moment they got their hands on him.
When I jumped on the SOB at a horse show, I thought he was going to cry. It was the first time I had ever felt bad about getting in a punk's face. Those with me just hung their heads in shame. It cost me big time. These people were casino owners who had employed me to collect bad debts. I was making $5 to $10 thousand a week. I'll never forgive myself. -
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Er... The Onion is not known for it's sincerity, e.g. "Mysterious Zipper Seen on Back of McCain's Neck":
http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/mysterious_zipper_spotted_on
"It has led many to believe he's some kind of Dolphin Man in a full-size McCain body suit"
"This just in: a spokesman for McCain has just announced there is indeed a zipper, but it's only function is the occasional release of hornets"