Dear Mr. Putin: The World needs a balance of power. No one is safe when idiots like George Exxon Bush, sub-humans like Dick Halliburton Cheney, and butt boys like Tony Blair are free to do as they please. If I were you, I'd paste a Christian smile on my face, talk about peace and prosperity, kiss babies, shake hands, and keep the damn hypocrites in the U.S., U.K., and Israel flat broke and jumping through their asses 24/7.
1. TOKYO (Reuters) – North Korea has begun reassembling its Yongbyon reactor that can make material for atomic bombs in violation of U.S. conditions for improved diplomatic relations, media reported.
The North Koreans have been milking the U.S. and U.K. for years. They get 35 million dollars in 2008 for blowing up an old unused building that once housed some antiquated, worthless nuclear paraphernalia so Bush could get a photo op for the Western idiots to point to as progress. Then, as they have been doing since the end of the Korean War in 1953, went back to writing another ransom note.
2. President George W. Bush's administration will announce on Wednesday a package of roughly $1 billion dollars in aid to help rebuild Georgia, an administration official said. The International Monetary Fund has approved a $750 million stand-by loan for Georgia, Economic Development Minister Eka Sharashidze said.
The two things Christians like to do best of all is kill and save people in God's name. So, just give them what they want. Start riots, use germ warfare, blow up factories, burn farms and start small wars in third world countries. That's what the U.S. did in Cuba, Panama, Chile, and El Salvador, just to mention a few. There are some 42 countries in all. I'd even send Russian troops to help. And with the help my guys would give these warmongering bastards, they'd not need any enemies.
Let the CIA, MI6, and Mossad playbook be your playbook as well. During the Reagan and Bush Sr. administrations, when I worked for the federal government, in Cuba alone we introduced the dengue hemorrhagic fever, affecting about 344,203 persons, with the record case of 11,400 who fell ill in a single day-July 6, 1981. The CIA introduced 75 tons of explosives in 30 secret aerial missions, and 45 tons of weapons and explosives in 31 Marine infiltrations. These materials were used to perpetrate 310 attacks with bombs, derail 6 trains, and set fire to 150 factories and 800 plantations (All this is now a matter of record thanks to the Freedom of Information act).
3. Mr. Putin, we already know that you're no coward. Now it's time to prove you're savvy enough to become one of the most powerful leaders in the world. Use your brains, not your tanks. You cannot, as history shows, frighten an idiot with a gun. You have to get inside of an idiot's head and play on their fears of the unknown. Some textbooks that have turned this art into a scientific strategy are Ron L. Hubbard's, Dianetics and Jerry Falwell's Building Dynamic Faith. For Christ's sakes, go into a church, any church, and study how one can take these moron's money and firstborn without even so much as a slingshot.
Anytime you need help making these Christian bastards wish they had never been born, I have over fifty years of experience doing just that, and my services come free of charge. No fees ever.
An agent of God,
Bob Miller
