The infidels with the media are saying that flood waters caused 100 caskets to surface at a Texas cemetery. Maybe that's what happen and maybe it's not. It could have been God coming to take this 100 to heaven. I say this only because a woman named Mary, who said she was a virgin until hurricane Ike came ashore, alleged she was raped by God. She said that while her husband of 34 years was outside looking for their cat, God showed up and rode her hard for forty-five minutes. She said after he got off, He crawled off, and told her to tell her husband that they were to name the baby, Jesus II, and to buy him some carpenter tools to play with. I was so excited on hearing about this I pooped in my pants; in just a few months we'll have our very own real live Jesus. I get goose bumps just thinking about it.

Christian Bob