My main man, Mr. Osama bin Laden said he was going to bankrupt the U.S. and God bless his soul, he has done it. He had some help, but true to his word, he has stuck it to us for turning our backs on him and his people after they had risked their lives giving Russia their Vietnam as we had asked him to do.

It is not possible for me to explain just how wonderful it is to see this house that George Exxon Bush and the moral majority built on the sand come toppling down. Watching Congress rushing around trying to fix something over a weekend that they've been knowingly screwing up for their lobbyist friends for over seven years is hilarious. The best part is watching and listening to the voters whine and blame everyone on the planet but themselves. These frightened fools are afraid they're going to lose their jobs and consequently their health insurance. Well, isn't that just too damn bad? Tell me Mr. and Mrs. America, when you no longer have a job or insurance and that kid of yours gets sick, who you gonna call? Why you're gonna call your buddy George Exxon Bush, right? Good luck.

Here's the really good news, Bushie. Don't worry about Al-Qaeda and the Taliban; they are going to be the least of your troubles. Still, as your savior Bush and hero McCain have said, "We've got to stay the course in Iraq and Afghanistan", and don't forget about North Korea and Iran. These two have just got to be laughing their asses off. Oh my, then there's Russia who might send troops back into Georgia so you will have to send another billion dollars to the Georgians again. Have a nice day you dumb jackasses.

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