INDIANAPOLIS – (AP) A shortage of road salt and skyrocketing salt prices could mean slippery roads this winter in communities across the nation as officials struggle to keep pavement clear of snow and ice without breaking their budgets.
Oops, it's slip, slide and then crash! Another good Christian is on their way to be with their heavenly Father. Hallelujah, God's will be done. Like Mr. Bush and Congress, Mr. Osama bin Laden and I will remind you daily of what we're doing for your own good. You Christians are forever saying when a sick Christian dies or is killed, "It was for the best. They are no longer suffering. They are now with their heavenly Father."
Trust me; we're going to send as many of you Christians to be with your heavenly Father as the cracks in the system permit because all of you are sick puppies. As for the rest of you, you're just going to have to suffer through the next couple of years because like the Telegraph newspaper said about golfer Nick Faldo, you, too, are "About to pay the price of a lifetime of self serving, of devotion to the cult of the individual."
My partner, Mr. Osama bin Laden, said he was going to bankrupt the U.S. and God bless his soul, he has done it. He has stuck it to us for turning our backs on him and his people after they had risked their lives giving Russia their Vietnam as we had asked him to do.
