What big events do you have planned? I understand that your president George Exxon Bush and his Laura are going to give their daughter, who was recently married, a winter home in Jackson Hole, Wyo. as one of her Christmas gifts. I'm sure that even if your home is in foreclosure and your 401k is dropping in value like the bombs on Baghdad you're happy that at least the Bush family is financially better off than they were eight years ago. My significant other and I are leaving on a 31-day cruise during Christmas that was paid for from profits when our euros kicked your dollar's butt. We're hoping for a 107-day world cruise next year.
Bushie dear, I know you're confused about the bailout, but don't spend all your time worrying about Wall Street and your bank. We still have Mr. Bush's wars to fight. Plus, we have to deal with Iran and North Korea getting nuclear weapons. Oh, and what do you think about Russia moving jet fighters, bombers and warships into the Venezuela area? I think it's only fair since George put U.S. missiles in Poland. But then, being a two-faced, mass murdering, self-serving hypocrite, you don't know the meaning of the word fair.
Hopefully, John McCain and dumber-than-dirt Sarah Palin will win the election so we can stay in Iraq for a hundred years. I like Iraq and think we should make the Iraqis super rich as we have the Saudis. Still, in my opinion, that's being pretty optimistic since the United States might be part of Red China in ten years. That is if global warming hasn't done us in. Oops! I forgot that Bush told you global warming is not man made and not to worry about it. Besides, Sarah told some cheering idiots in Ohio yesterday that she and John would see to it that we use "CLEAN" coal. I've mined coal in Pikeville, Kentucky. We never found any clean coal. I guess all the clean coal is in Alaska. Have a nice day, Bushie, and if you even need help like change for a dime or the correct time, just call on me. I'm your brother in Christ, and God knows that Osama and I'd like nothing better than to send you and your family to Him in a shoebox.
