(CNN) -- If you're lying awake at night, feeling angry or fatigued, because of stress, you're in the majority, according to a nationwide report released Tuesday. As many as 80 percent of Americans are stressed about their personal finances and the economy, according to the annual survey conducted by the American Psychological Association. END

Here I am in that 2% and loving it. Why are you guys and gals stressed? You're living in America; millions of dollars are everywhere. It was just yesterday that the CEO of Lehman Brother, Richard S. Fuld, told Congress that before the company declared bankruptcy this month he had averaged taking home $28 million a year for the last ten years.

What's the deal? Is this dipshit Christian God on vacation and not answering prayers? Why not do as John McCain is doing and put your future in Sarah Palin's hands. She's definitely an idiot's goddess.

Option: A 90 year-old Ohio woman shot herself in the chest when they come to evict her. I understand the U.S. government is going to let her keep the house. Knowing my government as I do, I wouldn't count on that happening twice if I were you, but it is an option.

Know this, you're not suffering alone.

WASHINGTON - (AP) 10-08-08 - Days after it got a federal bailout, American International Group Inc. spent $440,000 on a posh California retreat for its executives, complete with spa treatments, banquets and golf outings, according to lawmakers investigating the company's meltdown. Eric Dinallo, superintendent of the New York State Insurance Department, said he could see the value of such a retreat under the circumstances.

This Moral Majority crowd that ass kissing Tony Blair runs around with has even ripped off the British. But I'm sure Tony and Bush will hold a big tent revival and save all their idiots sooner or later. LONDON (Reuters) - Britain offered to pump up to 50 billion pounds ($87.2 billion) into its biggest retail banks on Wednesday to help them survive the worst international financial crisis since the 1930s.

Have a nice day,
Bob Miller