Blue collar Bushies: if the Bush economy wipes out your employer and you end up jobless, I heard that fruit and vegetable pickers are needed in Texas and California. Contact Mr. Julio Rodriguez. Being able to speak Spanish is helpful but not necessary. The fact that Bush bigots and racists might soon be working under the supervision of an illegal alien cracks me up.
Don't be bashful Bushies, go ahead and ask me if I'm having fun. I'm having so much fun watching and listening to you whine that everyday is like Christmas. Here's a way to make your unemployment checks go further. I was in Target this morning to buy groceries, and if you broke Bushies will buy whole chickens and cut them up yourself, you can save $0.23 a pound. You don't have to thank me. Nothing pleases me more than helping you Bushies with the possible exception of watching you grow prematurely old from stress and worry.
LuisFTS
Aloha Bob!
Allways a helpful and gentle guy!
I simply adore you!
I don't know if there's an american verison, but here's a bad translation from a joke, Optimistic x Pessimistic:
An Optimistic believes we live in the best world possible.
A Pessimistic is afraid that it's true!
Aloha!