It's a known fact that the Secret Service and the Federal Bureau of Investigation have done their fair share of hounding and arresting Americans who were a credit to the Constitution and Declaration of Independence of The United States while turning a blind eye to thousands of self-serving sociopaths. A shining example was none other than the FBI's own closet queen, J. Edgar Hoover, who used the power of his position to persecute gays while dressing up in stockings and a garter belt for his lover, Clyde Tolson. But, I really can't complain since both of these agencies have extended me every break in the book, time and time again.

It's true that the Secret Service placed me under lock and key when I gave them the wrong answer to their question, "Mr. Miller, what would you do if you found yourself alone in a room with President George H. W. Bush?" but that's why they're issued a badge and a nine millimeter. The Secret Service doesn't elect garbage like the Bush boys, they just do their best to keep these leeches alive, and in this case, it's a shame they were successful.

The recent advice of an agent with the Secret Service, "Get over it," is like when a law enforcement officer says to you, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you." It was about the best advice I was going to get from them.

I guess I can let it rest since the damn Bush family is now, at least for a few years, history and the majority of the idiots who voted for them are suffering. I'll not even try to hide my joy on hearing that a Bushie has lost their job, home and/or life's savings. These two-faced hypocrites have, while wearing pro-life buttons, murdered over a million innocent people, some 5,000 of them young Americans, and damn near put the world into bankruptcy. So, if you were a Bushie and you're laying awake at night worried sick about your family's future, I want you to know, you broke pithy prick, your tears make my garden grow.

Author of The Business of Assassination,
Bob Miller